Other job ideas...

So, the first novel didn't exactly sell gangbusters.  I actually moved more units than I thought I would, but the literary world didn't necessarily catch on fire, so I decided that I was going to start writing screenplays until I saw this master piece and decided that it would be impossible for me to measure up it...

My favorite scene in the film is when a little boy gets injured on the playground and Ivan Drago looks at him and says, "If He Dies, He Dies"

So maybe I can get into acting and directing like my hero, this weirdo in the film Fateful Findings.

Yes, that's a real film, and yes they mastered side boob in the film.

I guess I'll just stick with novels about poop jokes.